Q. "Should I cash out now?"

K. "You're at about 25 bucks, 25 bucks is nothing"

A. "$25?!?! A HOOKER WON'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU FOR $25. YOU NEED TO WIN ABOUT $400, THEN YOU CAN HAVE ONE ON EACH ARM. OR A THOUSAND, THEN THE PIMP'LL BRING 'EM RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE."

K. "Delivery?"

A. "Yeah, fuckin' delivery."

also, fuck every single asshole i saw today wearing the stupid fucking "world's greatest dad" or "anyone can be a father, it takes someone special to be a dad" or "father of the year" t-shirts they got from their kids yesterday

and there were so many of you, it was depressing

if you were any kind of father you wouldn't have raised kids stupid enough to buy you such a retarded, cliched, thoughtless, ugly, tacky, bullshit father's day gift

(or maybe they're not stupid, and they just hate you(but either way))

you do not deserve children

you have failed

and wearing the shirt will only encourage them to buy you a calendar filled with zany cartoons about being a golf addict next father's day

Moi, j'avais jamais rien dit. Rien

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