choose my own adventure:|
i get home from the hospital and there a man in my house.
with bread clips clamped to his nipples
oh and um he's wearing my socks.
'what the fuck'
and he tries to explain he's a scientist
studying the reaction of people
coming home to find a strange man
wearing their socks
no explanation for the bread clips
(they are pink
his nipples are brown)
call the cops, turn to page 12
let him know that i jerked off into at least one of those socks since they've last been washed, turn to page 47
Moi, j'avais jamais rien dit. Rien