we're at the theatre|
and the guys says 'i'm ripping tickets'
rips one of our tickets
and then asks me for mine
'i don't have a ticket'
'i didn't buy one'
'i thought i'd just go to the movie for free tonight'
'kind of steal a movie or something'
'i can't tell if you're joking or not'
'there's no one at the counter right now'
'you can get one from the service desk'
'that's pretty far'
so the movie was free
but shitty anyway
we're leaving the theatre
_u__e gets a text message on her phone
'oh my god'
'i think __i_ just got arrested for drunk driving'
'the message says "sos dui by renegades"'
so we find out where the bar is and start driving down
while she frantically phones all his friends
trying to find out if he's in jail or if the car's impounded or what
and finally one of them says
'oh he's right here'
and he says
'yeah i just need a ride home, actually.
i just thought there'd be a better chance of you coming with that message'
and well the asshole got his ride home
he was born underwater - he almost drown before he ever got a chance to breathe
he was born without a father - they paid a man to hold him, give out cigars and then leave
he was born superdeformed
his bones were soft and his nose was warm
you ate his eyeballs like they were meat
you drank his blood like it was sweet
kissed his forehead then bit a chunk out of his cheek
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