my brother got this electric typewriter my mother put it out in the hall on the right side in front of my door every time i walk in and out of my room i smash my foot into it really hard it's loud and it hurts a lot usually six or eight times a day i do this (always an even number, of course) this has been happening for about two weeks you'd think i'd remember it was there at least once and avoid it or just pick it up and move it somewhere else well, if you didn't know me very well you'd think that today i was in the bathroom wiping and i noticed a little tiny smear of shit on my hand i manage to get shit on my hands when i'm wiping at least a couple times a year not that i keep track, but it always bothers me for a long time when it happens obviously, because it's really disgusting but also because i've been living in this body for 22 years and i'm still unable to wipe my ass properly every single time it makes it hard to believe i can manage to do anything else right don't worry, i washed my hands for a long long time, after
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