i threw acid into the invisible man's eyes

so he would know what it's like

then i bought him a seeing eye dog

it attacked him

went straight for the throat

i don't know how he knew where it was

i gave a quarter to a pro-lifer

to put in a parking meter

so that he could go shoot a doctor

i'm not against abortion, but i am

against parking tickets

i feel safe and alone

like i'll live forever

unless somebody kidnaps me

and takes me near the ocean

and bashes my head against large stones

until my brains leak out

then throws me in the salt water

truly, you are cruel

Moi, j'avais jamais rien dit. Rien

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